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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}

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Cachar College is a co-educational institution established in 1960 at Silchar, India. It offers Intermediate and First Degree Level courses in Arts, Commerce and Science. The college is recognized by the UGC under Sections 2(f) and 12 (B) and is affiliated to Assam University, Silchar.

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Dimitry Gennadyevich Ipatov is a Russian ski jumper who has been competing since 2002. Competing in two Winter Olympics, he earned his best finish of eighth in the team large hill event at Turin in 2006.

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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

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