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James Andrew Gibbons is an English professional footballer who plays as a full-back for EFL League One club Cambridge United.
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Pickaxe Pete is a video game released in 1982 as cartridge number 43 for the Philips Videopac console. It was published in North America for the Magnavox Odyssey² as Pick Axe Pete!. In Brazil, it was re-branded as Didi na Mina Encantada for the Odyssey, featuring the character Didi from the TV series Os Trapalhões on the game cover. Pickaxe Pete is a platform game that followed in the wake of Donkey Kong before the term existed; a 1982 issue of Joystik magazine labeled it a \"climbing game\". It was designed and programmed by Ed Averett, who wrote the majority of the games for the system.
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